last christmas

christmas anthem

*mom turns radio on* *radio plays last christmas 24-7 from octomber to january*

me: YAYYYYY CHRISTMAS MOOD!!!

by Chris Yayo April 9, 2019

Christmas goose

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

jimminy christmas

The weakest possible form of JESUS CHRIST! Generally used by people who are either: very old fashioned, or lacking balls (figuratively speaking).

Logan: "Jimminy Christmas, that girl is so pretty. This whole event sure is swell"
Sean: "You mean damn that bitch is fly. this place is poppin.

by Big Red And The Bourne Identity April 10, 2007

christasia

A sweet girl and good at sports she smart and very cute

Christasia is too cute

by Very pretty,sweet like candy. December 22, 2016

christmas

(n.) A magical time of year where Jesus Christ rises from the grave to feast on the flesh of the living, so we all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

Johnny celebrates Christmas with his family by singing Christmas carols to ward off Zombie Jesus.

by Jerrodimus Prime December 16, 2004

christmas eve eve

It is December 23rd. The day before Christmas Eve. If you want to shop last minute for presents, you should go on this day instead of Christmas Eve because it will be somewhat less crowded.

cunt #1: Shit, I need to buy presents. Should I go today or just go tomorrow which is Christmas Eve.

cunt #2: Bitch, hell to the no. Go today, Christmas Eve Eve. The stores won't be as packed as they will be tomorrow.

by mcnuggetdestroyer December 23, 2017

Reverse Christmas

To skull fuck a dead chicken.

"Roy, last time you did a reverse christmas, your wang got all skuffed."

"Shit, me and the boys are bout to do a reverse christmas on that fucker."

"There are many things you should never do, and a 'Reverse Christmas' is one of those things."

by Friar Gloam November 25, 2009