chainsaw condom

just a big F@cking hassle.

From chainsaw (f@cking) condom (a hassle)

While you can make money with this job, it is still a chainsaw condom.

by High strength nuts September 11, 2019

Chain Bang

The act of going to a restaurant for one meal, then staying long enough at the same restaurant to eat the following meal of the day there. For example: going out for lunch with a group of your best friends, staying afterward to catch up on old times, potentially accompanied by dessert, then having dinner some hours later without having moved from the table except for restroom breaks or to refill beverages.

This is different from a bang bang, in that you stay in the same location and chain one meal of the day into the next over a period of time--versus grabbing a meal somewhere, then leaving afterward for another elsewhere in quick succession.

For the most authentic experience, it is advised to perform a chain bang at a chain restaurant.

Dude man: Hey scro, snag lunch at Culver's around 1 PM or…??
Broseph: Holla! I'm game. Mind if I bring Becky?
Dude man: Hells yes I mind, bitches aint shit.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat lunch and chew the fat)

Dude man: Dessert? Hot fudge banana split sundaes on me. No homo.
Broseph: I feel and look like Fat Bastard.
Dude man: No duh hickey. But about the dessert…?
Broseph: Fine, so long as it’s no larger than a wafer-thin mint.
Dude man: That’s what she said.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat dessert, slagging that slattern Becky mercilessly)

Dude man: These are the days of our lives. (said while belching)
Broseph: Dang dawg, it’s 6 PM??
Dude man: Dafuq. Guess we might as well eat dinner.
Broseph: Verily, your mom eats dinner.
Dude man: She can’t get enough of your tossed salad, apparently.
Broseph: lel.

(they eat dinner, discussing equilibrium displacement and stress distribution in a two-dimensional axially moving web under transverse loading)

Dude man: This lunch and dinner chain bang has been turnt af!
Broseph: Run and tell that! Boot and rally?
Dude man: Yeah nah, ima bounce to shag Becky. And your mom.
Broseph: Chainbanging the only women I'll ever love after a chain bang? Not cool, scro.
Dude man: lel.

FIN.

by Brugech June 5, 2020

chainge

Like small money, but like hooks and binding encumbrances that touch us when we are scrapping for every cent and when we find ourselves doing anything to get enough to add up to more. Small money motivation, motivations in our societal process of change. An excerpt concept from a song entitled "Chainge" by: Alex Gonzalez

In Chainge, You find it alright to work the street corner at night. Life's chainges.

by Iconvolt November 7, 2020

CHAINSAW PARTY

A hectic party with chainsaws and thugs

That chainsaw party was lit

by 24/7NAUSEOUS February 21, 2021

@_chaikilover

Probably one of the funniest people I've met in life.🧍🏾 ♀️Sometimes they get on thin ice.🙂

Alot of deez nuts jokes, overall@_chaikilover is a trustworthy reliable mutual ✌🏾😋

"@_chaikilover your the best! ✌🏾😋"

by stan_watermelons May 5, 2021

chaikurta

the most amazing cosplayer of kurapika

me: have you followed @chaikurta on tt yet?
you: no :/
me: do it rn.

by ssucrosebestgirl June 5, 2021

Chainlink

Crypto currency coin. Known for doing a cool 10x since 2019 meanwhile mainstream coins and utterly shit coins have done 200x to 5000x since 2019. The ultimate midwit coin.

Oh great another chainlink thread has been posted on /biz, let’s troll them and remind them that an absolute retard who held bitcoin or dogecoin during that time would have higher gains than them.
Good idea anon, let’s see them coping saying how they will 10x in 30 years.

by kenneth flatley October 12, 2021