A small, often outdated, hatchback car that has been given the full 'chav' treatment at Halfords or other trim shop. Fake HID bulbs, skirts 'n' spoilers, cheap alloys, Kenwood or Alpine window stickers (but not necessarily a stereo of the same name!), the obilgatory big-bore exhaust, blonde slag passenger, dickhead with Burberry cap at the wheel. In short:- More wattage than horse-power!
The Nova or Saxo that always races me up the M62 on-ramp and has used up its first 4 forward gears before I leave second!
by carlstar67 August 28, 2005
Get the chav mobile mug.this is possibly the best idea i've ever come across, its like a sport, you find a herd of fresh chav scum, chase them, scare the living shit outta them and then, you beat the shit outta them and leave them there in a heap on the floor begging for daddy to save them. almost like genocide, but on the dogshit of our community.a general cadidate for communial sport of hte year!
oh look janice, a chav, lets throttle him and probe his pea-brain with our napalmed knitting needles...And then some... ; WOW - Chav baiting, lets legalise this fantastic idea!
by chav h8a 2005 October 4, 2005
Get the Chav baiting mug.When you are walking down the road or entering and leaving the local shops premises and are randomly verbally abused or physically attacked by a group, consisting of a number of chavs and / or chavettes, for no other reason than their ignorance, lack of intelligence and education.
Be aware that they are pack animals and therefore will only attack in groups as a chav is a complete wus when on their own.
Although chavs believe that demonstrating this behaviour in front of other chavs gains them street cred, in reality it only gives these vermin ASBOstatus.
Be aware that they are pack animals and therefore will only attack in groups as a chav is a complete wus when on their own.
Although chavs believe that demonstrating this behaviour in front of other chavs gains them street cred, in reality it only gives these vermin ASBOstatus.
One may say, "Yesterday evening I was Chav attacked while exiting the local offy for legally purchasing alcoholic beverages solely for myself and not illegally purchasing alcohol for the under-age marauders congregated in the vicinity.
by Rosy Rogers April 29, 2020
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This boy always wears trackies (which are always gross looking and normally have an suspicious looking stain on them). You would normally see this guy outside of these 4 places: MacDonalds, Greggs, any Nike/Adidas shop, and the job centre. Here you would normally see him with his hands down his pants, smoking, holding some form of alcohol and a Greggs sausage roll. And you can't forget the staple items of being this chav boy: scooter or bike, looking like a homeless person, Adidas tracksuit or Nike tracksuit, grey trackies (that almost all chav boys wear to public areas) and the ridiculous sounding slang.
He also likes to think he's the most attractive man on earth when in reality, he looks like a sewer rat.
This boy always wears trackies (which are always gross looking and normally have an suspicious looking stain on them). You would normally see this guy outside of these 4 places: MacDonalds, Greggs, any Nike/Adidas shop, and the job centre. Here you would normally see him with his hands down his pants, smoking, holding some form of alcohol and a Greggs sausage roll. And you can't forget the staple items of being this chav boy: scooter or bike, looking like a homeless person, Adidas tracksuit or Nike tracksuit, grey trackies (that almost all chav boys wear to public areas) and the ridiculous sounding slang.
He also likes to think he's the most attractive man on earth when in reality, he looks like a sewer rat.
Person 1: Hey look, it's your average chav boy!
Chav boy: Yo fam peng ting ting bruv, it ain't no pretty bird. Looking uckers bruv.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's probably on his way to the job centre for 20th time, or on his way to do 'construction' at college like every other chav boy with no talent.
Person 1: Oi chav! Get your hand out of your pants! Can guarantee your penis is still here, and if you're that worried, you should get checked for STDS!
Chav boy: Yo bruv fam like that not what I'm doing bruv. I had some ket and backkie on me but some bird's took it fam.
Chav boy: Yo fam peng ting ting bruv, it ain't no pretty bird. Looking uckers bruv.
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's probably on his way to the job centre for 20th time, or on his way to do 'construction' at college like every other chav boy with no talent.
Person 1: Oi chav! Get your hand out of your pants! Can guarantee your penis is still here, and if you're that worried, you should get checked for STDS!
Chav boy: Yo bruv fam like that not what I'm doing bruv. I had some ket and backkie on me but some bird's took it fam.
by Zippyiddydoo November 1, 2019
Get the Chav Boy mug.(Verb) The act of attacking an individual Chav or Chav culture as a whole. This can either be verbal or physical abuse. It is not recommend you take this action around a live Chav as a gangland shooting is likely follow. That or they key your car.
"Gotta hate Chavs always wearing Burberry and drinking White lightening"
"Quit your Chav-bashing or I'll key your car. Bitch"
"Quit your Chav-bashing or I'll key your car. Bitch"
by Jack Karch May 26, 2006
Get the Chav-Bashing mug.A person who cares only for themselves and has the most horrible fashion taste ever. They like Giant hoop earings and have over sized bags to make them look skinnier. They care too much for their sun glasses, make-up, hair(even though it all looks awful) and other non-important things. They don't care for their grades because they have to be cool and of course, reading is not cool, unless it's some crappy preppy magazine. This causes them to do terrible in all their exams and never leave the town they live in, end up with some fat husband, 54 kids and the worst fake tan ever.
*Chav(female)1* Laura, have you seen my sunglasses??
*Chav(female)2* are they in your bag??
*Chav(female)1* Um I dunno, hehehe,
*Chav(female)2* are they in your bag??
*Chav(female)1* Um I dunno, hehehe,
by Megan Lally January 24, 2008
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