cactus cunt

A vagina that has been full of pricks often resulting in diseases. A woman who is a cactus cunt rarely wants just one guy

She had multiple children to different fathers it caused an influx of children and trips to the doctors for the entire community must have been a cactus cunt

by chops82 December 29, 2014

Cactus crotch

When your pubes stick out of your spandex shorts for all to see

Oh my goodness I can see you cactus crotch thru you spandex. You need to get waxed.

by Pokey crotch March 30, 2017

cactus club chub

The waitresses are so hot at The Cactus Club that you get a half chub from seeing them walk around

1: bro I’m atthe cactus club

2: I know man I was there yesterday and got a half cub

3: (in unison) cactus club chub

by Thresh God June 24, 2018

Cactussy

The pussy of a girl (or femboy) from arid areas where cacti grow

Chad: “dude I met this girl from New Mexico last night, she’s got the tightest cactussy I’ve ever seen bro!”
Kyle: “dude what?”

by DasMeThad November 22, 2021

genital cactus

Noun: a person with features like unto or relating to both cacti and genitals, perhaps manifesting in juvenile facial hairs and greasiness. An expletive most often connoting negatively.

"Hey, did you see that fucking guy, most definitely named Steve? Yo, that some genital cactus sheeyit."

by Radical Bob February 4, 2010

National Cactus Making Day

National Cactus Making Day is on June 26th. It is the day to make a cactus 3D model.

ObviouslyPurple: Check out this cactus mesh I'm currently modeling in Blender!

*Posts picture of hairy cactus model*
UwaisPlayz: made a cactus
*Posts picture of super low poly cactus*
toxic0dd: Why is everyone making cactus today! Happy National Cactus Making Day!!!👍 🥳

by MegaPiggy June 26, 2020

living the cactus life

Unliked by most, notorious for being a Prick. douchebag

No one wanted him at the company party since he was living the cactus life!

by concrete-angel December 19, 2018