A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.
by Cactus47 June 29, 2015
Get the Cactusmug. Go f*** yourself.
Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.
by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025
Get the dry hump a cactus into the sunsetmug. When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
by Ddoggydog December 6, 2020
Get the cactus cakemug. by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016
Get the cheese cactusmug. by PeepsMarshmellows June 3, 2022
Get the Tall Cactusmug. When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus
by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021
Get the cactus cuddlingmug. by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021
Get the cactus or 🌵mug.