instagram cute

A person who is attractive in pictures but less so in real life.

Guy at brunch: "Here is a picture of her."
Skeptical Female Brunch Companion: "Well, she's Instagram Cute."

by simcitymayor March 26, 2017

cuteness squared

The ultimate cuteness factor. Top of the heap.

The puppy photograph is cuteness squared.

by Groovy Girl Squared February 22, 2012

not even cute

Thats not right. Disgusting

Yeah girl that bitch has her kids all wild while shes getting high, not even cute.

by Slim818 July 8, 2020

Corona Cute

When someone is cute, but only when they have their mask on.

When someone is cute, but you don't know what the bottom half of their face looks like.

Barack: "Woah dude! She's Corona Cute!"
Jack: "Yeah bro, you should see her teeth!"

by DreamingOfLucidity September 24, 2020

Lumberjack cute

A man who looks hot with a full beard, an axe, and flannel.

The lead singer from the kings of leon is sssooo lumberjack cute.

by Anarchychick October 24, 2010

cuteness frustration

The experience of, well, being frustrated over seeing a cute event, picture or video. The expression of cuteness frustration can vary from giggles, aww-ing, grunting, groaning, kicking, writhing and pretty much any action, noise or movement after seeing a cute "thing" (again, usually in the form of an event, picture or video).

"Hey, did you see that cute cat video i sent you"
"YES! OH MY GOD! That cat was so freaking cute! I was just, like, GRRRAAAA, UUUUGGHHHHHH!! IT WAS SO GOD DAMN CUTE!!!!"
"Jeez, you definitely have an acute case of cuteness frustration"

by I'm definitely not batman July 19, 2013

Cute and Crazy

Some one who is pretty or usually sexy and who is wild at times.

Jessica Simpson is Cute and Crazy.

by Erin Woodaile August 23, 2005