California cursed

Embracing the positives and negatives of growing up in California . Embracing where you come from.

Hey Stephanie where are you from? Oh I’m “California cursed.”

by DRAINEDDD April 19, 2025

Curse of binding

When you use glue instead of lube during vaginal sex.

"Oh, shit babe, I think I grabbed the wrong bottle. We're stuck in curse of binding!"

by Chair11111 March 24, 2023

Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

Cursed rip off life

This is when you are poor because you live in a city like Detroit Michigan the United States of America in present time where you can’t come up and get rich legitimately no matter what you do. Well if you was anywhere else like New York or California you would make it big and be the riches and most famous person ever. Maybe even president of the United States or King or be in the best movies or songs ever. And no way to move out or leave this city which was once promising back in the day in the 80s or so.

This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022

First assessment curse

Refers to performing poorly or not according to your expectations in the very first academic assessment of the year

I got my academic results and I fell victim to the first assessment curse

by SirePapi April 6, 2021

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

The Cohen Curse

Anytime you try to get with a girl she will magically get a boyfriend or some type of man within days, weeks, or months. No matter what girl you like she will end up with someone else. Beware of the Cohen Curse.

Damn she got with someone else? You must have the Cohen Curse.

by Bruther Man August 1, 2022