turf crabs

The little annoying black pieces of rubber from a turf field.

When she laided-out for the frisbee she got turf crabs in her compression shorts.

by procrastinationXD June 3, 2010

Crab Legs

When you lay a girl on her back, hold her legs up by the ankles and push her legs away from each other with great force until you can hear her hips crack.

Then you break her like crab legs!

by Chito_dh November 18, 2009

HERMIT CRAB

where a single person, lies in bed, passes gas and then pulls the covers over ones own head to enjoy thier own essence. this is normally called a dutch oven when enjoyed by a pair.

after eating that bean burrito, my thunder was rolling...i was lying in bed and tooted, then i pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be a hermit crab.

by MRSKQ August 8, 2009

Crabs 'a' Way

n. - a type of "medicine", otherwise known as a Razor, used to shave your pubic hairs to get rid of your krabs for a short period of time

Dude, Johnny used the Crabs 'a' Way method just to go on a date tonight.

by Tattoo May 23, 2007

Crab Fest

1) A time during summer when certain seafood eateries start selling crabs to buyers in mass quantities; crabs are usually steamed and dipped in butter.
2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs.

1) Phil: Let's go to crab fest at the restaurant down the street!
Susie: I love crabs!
2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that.
Tanner: ...That's nasty...

by godzirrallama111 July 14, 2010

Nigger Crabs

Old Bay flavored chicken wings, also known as Eastern Shore Wings, Crab Wings

chicken wings old bay nigger crabs

by Mandy Kathleen November 23, 2011

crab dangle

Crab dangle is when you make the stance like a crab, and walk like a crab over the girls face.. Thus made thou crab danglin

Ayy bitch lets blow this joint and go "crab dangle"?!

by Crabdangler6969 what is 69 June 17, 2014