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ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*
Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl dies instantly*
by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018
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Shit-headed pink comet

An annoying, seizure-inducing pink trajectory travelling from east to west, creating nuisances and wreaking havoc wherever it goes.
Goddammit that JRToad is one cock biting, shit-headed pink comet.
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comFITition

Between 2 female friends, the competition to see who's more fit after having had X number of children
i don't think i can go on with the comFITition.. i miss twinkies.
by catfight12 January 11, 2009
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Post-Coital Butterscotch

all the sex juices; including but not limited to both male and female cum, ass sweat, saliva, etc.
Your post-coital butterscotch stained my sheets!

juice

cum

wet
by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010
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Space Coitus

1. Basically, a fancier way to say flying fuck.

2. When you are fucking in outer space.

3. An extended version of the word coitus most often used to put greater ephasis on ones apathey in a vulgar and angry way.

4. When you don't care at all about something.
Daya : Dude, i don't give a space coitus about what you did to her. =.='''

Yu Chen : I just had space coitus with her while we were out off the atmosphere last week.

Daya : So, how was it ???

Yu Chen : Space coitus is very difficult in zero gravity, because you have no traction and you keep bumping against the walls.

Daya : Is it fun ?

Yu Chen : yeah, the faces give out more flush, legs are thinner cause there is less fluid there, the faces get puffier and the wrinkles go away.Women don't need bras cause nothing pulls their boobs down.

Daya : Good for you ,i bet you had space coitus with a doughnut too.

Yu Chen : Holy titty fuck, how did you know ?!?!?
by zingeraddict October 9, 2011
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colitas

The Eagles are not saying 'colitas'. They are saying "Goleta's" - a town on the Southern California coast "The warm smell of Goleta's rising in the air".

Don't believe everything you read on lyrics websites.

per wikipedia: Goleta ( /ɡəˈliːtə/; Spanish: ɡoˈleta, "schooner") is a city in southern Santa Barbara County, California, USA. It was incorporated as a city in 2002, after a long period as the largest unincorporated, populated area in the county. As of the 2000 census, the Census-designated place (CDP) had a total population of 55,204, however, a significant portion of the census territory of 2000 did not incorporate into the new city. The population was 29,888 at the 2010 census.
It is known for being near the University of California, Santa Barbara campus, although the CDP of Isla Vista is closer.
The warm smell of Goleta's rising in the air. Not 'colitas'
by olderguy September 22, 2011
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La Camita

A name of a restruant But it got a 2nd meaning in one middle school becuase a cheerleader was jumping around her friend doing a humping action saying "LA CAMITA! LA CAMITA!" yaup it spread quickly and is writen in year books and such and is remembered to this day by those kids even tho there in highschool now
2. Mean the food or sumthing in spanish
" LA Camita LA Camita"
by Meg March 29, 2005
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