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Colombian Sledgehammer

Sexual Act in which one has anal sex with their sexual partner in a pile driver position while standing on ones bed while repeatedly hammering said partners against the headboard section of the mentioned bed. Often done immediately after a session of cabination.
"I just pulled the Colombian Sledgehammer on that bitch Monique."
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colombian white 

When you cum on a surface. Let it dry proceed to scrape it up, put it into lines. Then you sniff it up like cocaine.
Aye, Mike, last night me and Post Malone were doing Colombian white off a toilet during a party.

Colombian Bam-Bam  

The police were chasing Ricky Bobby because he had a kilo of Colombian Bam-Bam underneath his car.

columbian exchange

The act of fingering a girls ass while receiving a hardcore yet very satisfying blowjob.
Ej: That blowjob was awesome last night!

Lacy: If you didn't give me the columbian exchange, last night would've sucked!

Columbine 

What angsty teens pull when they're rejected by even the NAZI club.
Man Fuck You I'm pulling a Columbine
Columbine by fuckerssss June 2, 2007

colombian penis

1. Of or pretaining to small dicks

2. A penis that gets little to no action
1. I feel as though i have a colombian penis, it's just that small.

Columbian Adams Apple

The act of a person performing oral sex on a male. The person performing the oral sex on the male must swallow a small bag of coke. One end of a string is to be tied to the small coke bag, the other end is to be tied to the base of the male's penis whom is recieving the oral sex. When the male that is recieving the oral sex is about to ejaculate, he pulls out far enough to remove the coke bag and make a popping sound, ejaculates on the person's throat while snorting the bag of coke.
I really appriciate a good Columbian Adams Apple from time to time.