the clap

Abbreviation for Chlamydia, not the closely related Gonorrhea

Chlamydia is the most common viral STD among teenagers

Be careful, I heard Suzy has the Clap

by Rad_ September 16, 2005

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clap juice

the discharge that releases itself from a clamitia infected penis. the juice is only released if the penis is clapped between two hands. the juice is usually runny, and yellow-green. it has an odor that would make any whore faint.

a slut clapped a penis with clamitia and the clap juice poured out.

by kiley peters January 14, 2008

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easy clap

A ridiculously easy assignment in school that teachers give when they are sick of teaching or feel sorry for the students

Don't worry about the quiz it's an easy clap.

by IDK30000 May 16, 2019

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chest clap

A chest slap is a form of applause used at a music show when one hand is occupied with a cool refreshment (i.e. beer), thus not being able to clap with both hands.

When the time is right, the free hand is used to slap the opposite side of the chest (the right hand on the left side, for instance) to emulate a sound of respect and applause.

Some random local band: "That was our new single, Emotional Napsack".

Me: "That sucked, might as well chest clap them, dude."

The guy next to me: "Who are you? Shut up!"

by tommyhaych October 1, 2006

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Sphinx Clap

Basically, it's double penetration via fisting, one goes in the rectum and one in the vagina, once inside, push the hands together to simulate a clap with the vaginal/rectal walls inbetween the palms.

Man1: Hey, John. Did you hear about Shelly?
Man2: Yeah, Graham did a right number on her. Sphinx clap and all!
Man1: She's destroyed.

by TheSecretDefiner March 22, 2011

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