Chip

A name widely used in America, usually by idiot parents to name their somewhat more stupid sons. They are usually spoiled rotten, as often they are the only son and heir to their father's shotgun collection.

With a brain cell count that is the same as the amount of letters used for their name, they usually struggle with the most basic of spellings such as "USB" and end every sentence they speak with the word "Y'all."

"Shut up Chip, you god damn idiot!"

Tech Support: "Now plug the cable into the USB port."
Chip: "CABLE DUN FIT IN MAH PIG. NOW IT'S SQUEALIN' AN' RUNNIN' AROUND THA' HOUSE!"

by Rich March 24, 2005

chip tax

The legitimate theft of potato chips from one's friends and colleagues. The thief will usually utter the phrase "chip tax" while stealing the chips. Uttering thae phrase "chip tax" while stealing someone's chips gives the thief immunity for the theft. This is a specific variant of yoink and is related to tax (steal sense)

John uttered the magic phrase "chip tax" while stuffing his mouth full of a handful of my chips.

by Msquared March 14, 2003

V-Chip

Virginity

Joe: Man amy is sooo damn hit
Bob: Yeah man, i wanna deinstall her V-Chip

by bob March 9, 2003

potato chip

Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.

while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip

by Fred the babykiller June 12, 2008

tortilla chip

Similar to the slang for a white person as in "cracker", this refers to any person of mexican decent. Can be used as a proper name.

What up tortilla chip? or Ya damn crazy ass tortilla chip mutha fucka!!

by Cassie July 29, 2003

chip

the dried feces stuck to the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex

when jerry finally pulled out, he had chip on his tip

by scuttlebutt March 6, 2008

chocolate chip ice cream

the female proceeds to shit upon the males chest as he cums on it and then they both mix it and put it in a ice cream cone and share it while listening to candy shop

Eli and Jessica loved their chocolate chip ice cream

by Eli the snowboarder December 7, 2010