A sexual act so depraved it should only be described in a conversation using hand signals.
"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
"Canada's History" is symbolic of the founding of said country - namely, Lord English fucking his French housekeeper, resulting in creating a country to hide all their illegitimite offspring.
"Canada's History" falls under the "roll-playing" category, and involves moose antlers, maple syrup (pure, not that cheap flavoured corn syrup stuff), and the Stanley Cup. Use your imagination to make up senarios featuring each item.
Canada's History: Lord English commanded his French housekeeper to dust his prize moose antlers. The French housekeeper took down the antlers from above the fireplace, and instead of using an ordinary duster, straddled the antlers and slowly slid along it's length, moving her hips and legs to go all around every corner. All the time she never breaks eye contact with Lord English.
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
"Is it clean now, my Lord?" she asked.
"Allow me to inspect," he replies.
To be continued...
by _@_V February 08, 2010
Refers to when a woman holds on to any type of antler mount and you rail her from behind using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Posslington February 05, 2010
A sexual act in which one partner lies on their back and the other knocks croquet balls with a croquet mallet into the other person's anal cavity while ground beef in the shape of Stephen Colbert's penis is inserted into the mouth of the person on his/her back. Then it is digested and drop another Colbert Penis Beef Injection is put inside the mouth. When completed all ground beef penises, a shit is taken while the croquet balls remain in the ass. The croquet balls block the fecal matter partially so the poop comes out all like play-doh out of a play-doh stencil. The poop is then eaten!
It took 4 hours to get all the items needed to perform a Canada's History, but it was well worth it.
by sir0nion February 05, 2010
by ihatebears February 05, 2010
A sexual act in which a man wears antlers, pushes the Stanley cup up his partner's vagina and pours maple syrup down her asshole.
by Colbert's Army February 05, 2010
A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.
by CNation BDK February 05, 2010
An annual orgy held in Ottawa during the Stanley Cup series wherein the participants will only copulate with moose antlers using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Colbert Nation #4209 February 05, 2010