Burnt Toast

When you shit your pants but continue to sit on it form burnt toast.

Brandon couldn’t run fast enough and shit is pants and just sat there until he pulled out some burnt toast

by TheManWhoWearsDaPants April 06, 2018

Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,

"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"

by Shimmying August 22, 2017

burnt toast

A meme that doesn't make sense and isn't supposed to. Usually causes confusion and people searching through the internet to understand the meme. Similar to an ironic meme.

I don't understand this at all. Why is everyone laughing about this picture of burnt toast?

LMAO I GET IT OMG!! #burnttoast

by HecateChild May 19, 2017

toasty burnt

when one is on the verge of being overworked or too stressed out.

I just got done with a 12 hour shift. I'm toasty burnt right now.

by Zarkana June 22, 2021

burnt cunt

a very fuckin annoying bitch.

stfu u burnt cunt

by suckmyhandle March 31, 2021

Burnt Turkey

When farting under the blanket and the stench exits directly into you or your partner’s face as you lift the blanket.

“Burnt Turkey, that’s how my last relationship ended.”

by Whatutalknboutwillis August 24, 2018

Burnt Turkey

Black lesbian or a black lesbian vagina.

Is she still seeing that white girl? Nah, she’s got herself some Burnt Turkey.

by Mashshu October 18, 2018