Bants

Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.

Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag

Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.

ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*

You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.

If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.

I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.

He has good good bants to be fair.

by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease July 26, 2018

Buns Neach

A beautiful beach

"Wow that's a Buns Neach"

by YahBoiJhub September 5, 2018

bantsy

pretty gay, sucks at gta5 , claps his sister lives in alabama

dude stop being a bantsy we live in ohio not alabama

by bantsy is gay September 26, 2019

Buits

Barnsley slang for boots

Put waterproof buits on its raining

by STEFRabit69 December 5, 2019

Bunkshelf

Ostensibly, a means of storage provided for the occupier of a bunk bed. A handy exclamation, a placeholder term for an item unworthy of interest, or (as the full bunkshelf) an expression of completeness.

Derek: I'll have a pint and a packet of scampie fries.
Barman: A pint of what?
Derek: Bunkshelf!

Binky: These lecture notes are a load of old bunkshelf.
Boo: Owned.

Instead of doing the full monty at his wife's birthday party, Butterworth decided to present the full bunkshelf.

by rentitude January 16, 2020

BENTSIIII

A term for people who are special in their own way.

BENTSIIII: I like eating paper
....Liron: your weird man

by BENTSIIII January 29, 2020

Buns

Substitute for ass

Bro class today was buns.
Your jump shot is buns.

by cobuns August 21, 2020