Javi-bullshit

The act of procrastinating and acting like a baby by creating a mess for other people to clean up.

Tired of your damn Javi-bullshit

by Tomas Williams November 11, 2021

backseat bullshit

A fear someone has that another person makes fun of because they think it's stupid, thinks the person is a crybaby, or thinks is funny.

Ross: is the fire gonna get bigger? *backs up from campfire*

Rob: look at you, with your backseat bullshit.

Ross: *pushes*

by aria k! March 8, 2022

Biggity Bobbody Bullshit

Bullshit, but alot more than that. It is a very phenomonal phrase.

Class we have a test coming up on isotopes." "MAN THIS IS BIGGITY BOBBODY BULLSHIT !!!" ....... "Go to the office.

by Ashabomonequo January 24, 2011

Typical Carreras Bullshit

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.

Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?

by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013

shot for the bullshit

Wishing you could take a shot of liquor for the shitty situations going on in your life

My girlfriend cheated on me. Shot for the bullshit.

by Pseudonymanon January 7, 2015

reeks of bullshit

when someone is full of shit. liar, gossiper, this person is just shady in general.

"omg jake reeks of bullshit."
"i know omg he is so sketchy."

by mustard ass December 10, 2015

great wall of bullshit

Trump's glorious wall being built by YUGE hands, AMAZING hands, GINORMOUS hands to keep out the heathen invaders coming here to steal 'Murican jobs.

Instead of progressing the country, we're building the great wall of bullshit.

by The Prince of Darkness March 20, 2017