To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
by dnptyf November 13, 2016
Coined by legendary UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov. When you’re so frustrated about certain bullshit that you think that this bullshit is the biggest bullshit of all time. When this bullshit is bullshit at the highest level
by Tim12345678969 March 22, 2021
by Jilly Beane June 25, 2011
Basically means stop fucking around with the shit that isn’t worth your time energy or effort it can refer to multiple things such as drug usage, casual sex, speed dating or otherwise anything that is meaningless and useless to one’s growth.
Tray:I just fell in love with a girl I’ve known for two minutes on discord!
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.
Trophy:Knock it off with the bullshit tray.
by Ayo22445 November 18, 2022
A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"
G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".
Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 09, 2006
To be back on one's bullshit is to regress to a former state of being, often a rather unhealthy and self-destructive state. It implies falling back into one's old ways and habits after a brief period of "self-reinvention".
Being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a bad thing per se. Perhaps that person had come to terms with their quirks, absurdities, and insatiable/irrational desires. No longer do they try to repress those self-destructing behaviours and compulsions in hopes of becoming better, because they know that one day they will eventually give in; they can run but they can't hide from their true sordid selves. In other words, they continue to seek self-improvement and strive towards self-mastery, but they don't try to repress their former bullshit. Besides, that bullshit defines you and who you are and you can't feel like "you" without it.
Being back on one's bullshit is not necessarily a bad thing per se. Perhaps that person had come to terms with their quirks, absurdities, and insatiable/irrational desires. No longer do they try to repress those self-destructing behaviours and compulsions in hopes of becoming better, because they know that one day they will eventually give in; they can run but they can't hide from their true sordid selves. In other words, they continue to seek self-improvement and strive towards self-mastery, but they don't try to repress their former bullshit. Besides, that bullshit defines you and who you are and you can't feel like "you" without it.
Jennie: Jimmy wth?? What's up with those cross-dressing pics you sent me last night, I thought you had already broken out of that paraphilia of yours
Jimmy: Well what can I say, I'm back on my bullshit, and I don't intend on hiding it anymore.
Jimmy: Well what can I say, I'm back on my bullshit, and I don't intend on hiding it anymore.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2021
Although the other definitions make sense, I've always associated a different meaning to this term. Bullshit Baffles Brains is a military term, I first heard it in the army thirty years ago. Rather than an attempt to deceive a third party, it is a description of the way the officers (management) and procedures are so filled with unnecessary and pointless bullshit, that they defy all logic and the fact that our glorious leaders had totally bought into that bullshit.
They want use to parade for the combat exercise in our best uniforms and change into our battle gear once we get into the field, talk about bullshit baffles brains.
by Rikstir April 28, 2017