National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day

7/8/2023 Every year is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day. This day celebrates the occasion where girlfriends are gifted a Chinchilla for their love and joy they bring to their significant other. A chinchilla costs on average $150 - $350 USD meaning an extra cost of living will be added to those with beautiful girlfriends.

One stormy night on the Seventh of August;

Boyfriend: Hey Girlfriend, guess what I got you!
Girlfriend: Omg, what is it?!
Boyfriend: A chinchilla!
Girlfriend: OMG I LOVE CHINCHILLA'S! WHY DID YOU GET ME ONE?
Boyfriend: Because it is National Buy your Girlfriend a Chinchilla Day!

by I look like a bookshelf August 7, 2023

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Buy Me Chip

When Nadi wants chip, he go to mall, and he buy chip. But he gets ash to buy him chip for 2 buk.

Yo Asher come to mall and Buy Me Chip

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buy from PCV sales day

everyone must buy from PCV sales or be sent to the gallows of passenger travel solutions

I'm gonna buy from PCV sales because its buy from PCV sales day

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I’d buy that for a dollar

When you're so hurt by decades of bad conservative economic policy that you'll believe anything morally bankrupt people tell you in hopes of them giving you financial assistance in the future.

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The Republican Party oversaw expansive economic growth during the Ronald Reagan administration which directly & indirectly helped the poor.

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I’d buy that for a dollar

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