Brucing

Brucing lying snaking tool
Sheffield Wednesday
WAWAW letdownfool
DontDoABruce
GordiesEnjoy
Snakeswillalwaysbesnakes

I didn't think he/she would 100% fool around like that. Full on snake mode. Enjoy brucing. (Snakeswillbesnakes)

by Mirfinator July 15, 2019

bruce laird

The sus guy in the friend group

Your such a bruce laird

by GangaGeorge November 17, 2021

Bruce Springsting

to be such an asshole, only by combining 2 other well known assholes can such an asshole can exist.

after yelling at my neighbors, I could only think they're being Bruce Springsting's

by rock hardstool December 30, 2018

Bruce Springsteen

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD

Bruce Springsteen is a daddy

by Sharedcuminmymouthandyourmoms August 23, 2022

Bruce

Bruce was everything to me, but I took it for granted. Seeing him everyday still, I’m seeing in real time what I took for granted. He looks angry with the world and since his hair is always in his face I can’t help but wonder what’s going through his head. All I can think about is how he hates me, and how I ruined everything for him. How I try not to look at him because what I’ll see isn’t the love he had for me once but that hate he shares with everyone else. The boy I loved isn’t mines anymore, nor looks at me like he did once, and how he’s turned to bad habits because I ruined the one thing he loved. And knowing that other people liked me but couldn’t go through with it because I will always regret no showing him what he deserved so he had to go look for it in places he never wanted to fall back too. All i wanted was love and I finally got it, and did nothing with it, because i was “nervous”, “scared”, and “wrong” for liking someone. He still means everything to me but I will never get the chance to tell him because he will never want me or to talk to me again. Crying doesn’t help no more because he deserves the world and I was too scary to give it to him and I don’t even know why because his words, smile, laugh and soft hands were all I needed in this world. Just don’t take him for granted like I did.

“ Bruce means the world in my language “

by my smile🙃 November 2, 2024

Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.

“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

Bruce

you know Bruce actually means a thick brushwood tree or a cigarette in British slang

I saw a bruce tree in the distance.
He smoked a bruce.

by Pseofeonom March 12, 2021