Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.

My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.

by nightclan November 30, 2020

Brooklyn

If you know a guy named Brooklyn he is most likely a fag and dumb.

Aye Brooklyns a fucking fag.

by TRUTH GODD! May 29, 2020

Brooklyn

Brooklyn is one of the most caring people you will EVER meet she is smart and really funny and DROP DEAD GORGEOUS and if u ever meet a Brooklyn never let her go keep her because she is loyal and will always have your back wether it’s a relationship or just a friend never miss out on the chance of being with a Brooklyn but be careful and make sure to stay on her good side because she can get aggressive you can either be her friend or her enemy and it’s much more fun to be her friend All the guys line up to be with her and all the girls are jealous of her so just respect her and Brooklyn’s make great girlfriends ❤️

Guy:wow she’s so hot
Other guy:that has to be a brooklyn

by ❤️anonymous 🔥 June 2, 2020

Brooklyn Moody

some girl who says she’s not innocent but doesn’t know what anything means like she doesn’t know what erectile dysfunction is or even ejaculation.

brooklyn moody is so oblivious

by lakerocks46 June 5, 2020

Brooklyn

Is so annoying. You do NOT wanna be friends with her. She is the biggest snake you will ever meet and will do anything for attention. She plays hockey and thinks she’s good at it but in reality she sucks at it.

Girl: UGH did you meet that girl, She’s such a BROOKLYN

by Lynnx43 June 28, 2020

Brooklyn hanky

To plug one nostril close mouth and blow out the other, see "snot rocket"

So I'm waiting for the bus and the guy next to used his Brooklyn hanky way to close to me.

by D3ADBOY-MURD3R July 16, 2020

Brooklyn

an stupid ugly rat that needs to die imedeitly. well thats just for me but every other brooklyn is pretty exept me :)

wow she must be a brooklyn like ew

by Child Of Good September 7, 2020