personal bow-wowndaries

What Chance in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" would have liked da staff at da animal shelter to have respected more when they were removing da porcupine quills from his face.

Chance felt dat his personal bow-wowndaries were being seriously invaded when da animal-care staffmembers were putting their hands all over his face while examining him prior to removing da porcupine quills; he didn't realize, of course, dat they were just trying to help him, and dat said temporarily-invasive actions were necessary prep-work for performing said painful-but-productive surgery.

personal bow-wowndaries by QuacksO May 19, 2023

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Boit Bow

A phrase that my boy said that means "when you shit so hard it feels like your booty hole blew off.."

Man don't go in that bathroom I Boit Bow

Boit Bow by BananaFrogJR November 29, 2023

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Related Words

BoW • bowl • Bowser • bow wow • bowling • Bowen • bowling ball • bowling for soup • Bower • Bowie

Reverse Bow Tie

When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.

Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits

Reverse Bow Tie by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP February 28, 2024

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Reverse Bow Tie

When your girl reverse titty-fuck a guy. It goes without saying, the she would wear a strapon and the dude is fat enough to have tits. Needless to say, dude also get pegged on a regular basis. Her ass and meat curtains are upside-down and it looks like he is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "reverse bow tie" because the guy is who titty-fucks a girl.

Guy 1: I need to loose weight!
Guy 2: Why!
Guy 1: My girl only wants to do reverse bow tie.

Reverse Bow Tie by DRC_AFM_CM_EN_FA_MI_MP March 8, 2024