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red-blooded

To have an over sexual mind set. Red-Blooded people view the opposite sex as eye candy at all times, often viewing them up and down, often making their own personal rating for how sexually attractive the person is.

they later beat their cock continuously to the memory of the earlier viewed person.

red-bloods can be of either sex, though males are more abundant.
red-blood 1: so what would you rate that girl over there at the bar?

red-blood 2: id give her a 7...but ashe has some nice legs...giving her an 8 tops.

red-blood 1: haha same here man. we are so red-blooded ^_^
by Mr. Schaaf July 2, 2007
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True Blood

HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.

Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.

Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.

Anna Paquin's big career mistake.
TrueBlood's audience:

-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"
by Mrs.Poe December 4, 2010
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True Blood

A highly slept on HBO series that is based on the 'Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries' (The book that Stephenie Meyer stole the idea of 'Twilight' from.
Person 1. "I want to watch a really good show"

Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"

Person 1. " What's that"

Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."

Person 1. "Im going to watch it."
by bombkitten, like duh January 5, 2009
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Tiger Blood

Tiger Blood is blood that is over and above what the rest of the human race has in their viens.
Charlie Sheen is known to have Tiger Blood running through his veins because he can party with the best of them.

Charlie learned all he knows about drinking, drugs, and women from the Alfster.
by Petergozinya March 17, 2011
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blood machine

A violent sounding term for the word "heart."
My blood machine must have been pumping at about 125 bpm after the marathon!
by FMchubs May 18, 2005
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russian blood

by Stupid_chicken July 6, 2018
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Blood Pony

A really awesome and manly vampire pony. Not gay at all.

They are cute and adorable to draw you in, and then they suck your blood.... and you die by BLOOD PONY!
"Oh look! What a pretty pony! I shall mount this pony! What fun!"

"GNARRLLLL YUMM YUM I AM THE BLOOD PONY SLURRRRPPPP"

.... and you're dead....
by Brinklee January 10, 2011
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