hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

Thunder Biscuit

A Thunder Biscuit is a fart let out with such a force that it causes your buttcheeks to clap with a thunderous noise while simultaneously causing you to involuntarily deficate yourself releasing a sewage like gas into the air causing the surrounding area to become uninhabitable momentarily due to its longer than usual hang time.

Robert let out one of the nastiest thunder biscuits have ever smelt.

by Thunder Biscuit September 30, 2016

biscuit lip

Noun: Derogatory statement for black people, especially those with large lips.

What was the name of that shrimp boatin’ biscuit lip in Forrest Gump?

by Alabama moonshark July 19, 2019

Bad biscuit

A bad biscuit is considered to be a bad bitch, or a bad biscuit. Michael if you see this, you are a bad biscuit love you bubby!!

“Be a part of the bad biscuit club”

“You are a bad biscuit”

“We are bad biscuits”

by bodakbiscuit April 26, 2019

Biscuit tities

Titties that are small but perky, just enough to fill up the palm or you hand.

Damn that girl Maddy got some biscuit tities

by Willlllg May 28, 2019

vanilla biscuit

A sweaty vagina.

Yo did you see her vanilla biscuit.

by Kungdingdang June 13, 2017

poon biscuit

An adoring word for a significant others vagina. Must be used in privacy between a man and his woman. Poon biscuit must never be used in anger or to hurt the feelings of another.

Hey, Babe! When your done with the dishes will you bring me some strawberry jam and that tasty poon biscuit of yours?

by Brantman February 7, 2018