bible study

this is codeword for smoking weed...good to use in notes at school or on the phone.

Person 1: You coming to bible study at the park tonight?
Person 2: Hell yeah man!!! I got 50 hot in that shit!
Person 1: Strait, I'm making a stop at the preacher's house after school. You should ride.

by smokie mcpott December 1, 2004

The Holy Bible

The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.

It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.

by MathPlus July 13, 2021

Bible

An extremely over-rated fictional book used by fascists to oppress gay people.

"The bible clearly hates what you are and threatens you with death simply because you happen to be gay and not straight, son. So because the bible says I must hate what you are, then I'm going to do just that."

"The bible tells me to hate the sin and love the sinner. That means I hate that you're not straight like I am, but I still love you."

"Just change your sexuality and you won't be hated and oppressed. Just be straight for God. Reading the bible should help you make up your mind.", says the ignorant airhead who doesn't realize that any sexuality is fixed and set in stone.

"Unlike black people, you can hide your sexuality by keeping your mouth shut about it and not being in public with your boyfriend while kissing or holding hands. You're sexuality can stay in your bedroom. As long as you don't reveal your sexuality verbally or physically, you're safe. ", says the bible-thumping toxic masculine moron readily assuming his son and any other male to be gay.

by Aroraklypse October 2, 2020

Bilenol

Tylenol for whiny bitches.

1st Guy: Ow! My hand hurts.
2nd Guy: Why don't you take some Bilenol?
1st Guy: What's that?
2nd Guy: It's like Tylenol, but for whiny bitches like you.

by elcocopeli July 18, 2009

Bible tits

A booby so great you talk about it with all your friends at least once a week, and pray to it every night.

Alright guys brb, gotta pray to my bible tits
I have a girlfriend, but damn does Ashley have some bible tits!
Bow down to the holy bible tit!

by Pemis? January 10, 2017

bible buddy

Basically a boyfriend for a highly Christian person who is either gay, or too scared to interact with girls/guys.

My Facebook profile pic is of my Bible buddy and I, we are really close.

by Bukwildman May 2, 2018

[The Bible]

Ancient document written over a period of several thousand years mostly by Hebrew peoples. It chronicles the events and travels of the people sometimes with terribly violent results. It also exposes their human errors that most often come with disastrous consequences. There is a great deal of history, especially the book of Daniel which clearly predicts the great kingdoms that would rule over Europe until the fall of the Roman Empire. That book was written several hundred years before the kingdoms existed therefore giving a great deal of credibility to the author. It clearly predicts conditions of the world just before the reign of man is ended. The frequency and severity of storms, earthquakes, wars, and famine are signs that are now too apparent to ignore.
Yes we have always had those calamities but never in such frequency as now.

The Bible predicts that disasters will be far more frequent toward the end of the earths time.
Just noticing the news will demonstrate how hurricanes, earthquakes and such are occurring far more often than even just 30 years ago. The earth is literally being torn apart.

by minddbendder October 30, 2008