The Hottest and nicest and funniest human on the planet, Bettys so nice and amazing you'll always wanna be her friend no matter what happens even if your ex gets mad at her for wearing bettys scrunchie which is stupid youll still be friends.
by SkrtSkrt on the BertBert May 29, 2019

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

When you keep pouring straight shots of liquor into somebody's mixed drink without the person knowing it, causing them to get super Ef'd up and not realize it.
by OGxZeUS January 3, 2022

You big Betty
by TheSlanger February 19, 2022

lisa finally lost her temper with a that dumb guy. she kicked off her wedge heels, removed her wayfarers and give him the betty beat down. all without breaking a fingernail
by lisa handy April 30, 2014

by Atreidius January 18, 2016

by PettybettyHeidi July 20, 2022
