Batman

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.

Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?

by Brian Zard April 24, 2014

Batman Solution

"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.

"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"

"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".

by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016

Bethany

usually has blonde hair nice eyebrows and brown eyes but she can’t decied who she likes, always has one or two close friends but then has that one guy friend she is really close to, but she’s just a really kewl dude and everyone loves her even if she is a bitch-she usually only likes being called beth!

“wow bethany does dish out dirty looks!”

by mmcloutguys February 2, 2019

Bethany

they are interesting sensitive creatures who need food and attention she is a great artist and an amazing singer and actor

Bethany ate a potato

by potatofacelikesdonuts July 5, 2019

Bethany

She is a very intelligent girl and she has an incredible voice but doesn't want to show it. She is very pretty and has beautiful hair. She loves acting and normally wants to be famous. She is very outgoing and has a very bubbly personality. If you are lucky enough to have a Bethany you better treat her right because she is amazing to be with.

Guy 1- yep that's my girl
Guy 2- let me guess she is a Bethany
Guy 1- yep

by Bethany Grace..14 July 24, 2019

Bethany

Bethany’s are usually the determined sort of girls with a full life set ahead of them. They are pretty good at academics (especially maths) and usually receive good grades. They have lots of friends and will do anything for one of them if they need it. However, if one really ticks her off she won’t keep quite and will usually go all out with yelling. Mostly though, she forgives and lots of people want to be friends with her. She generally won’t start a conversation but will talk with someone who does. She gets along with guys well but puts her full love into only one. She will treat him with full respect and that guy who is with her is always very lucky.

If you have a Bethany in your life then keep her close while you have her!

Bethany: hey how are you can I help you

Friend: can I have some advice

Bethany: anything for my friends!

by justdance68 October 13, 2019

bethany turner

The fruitiest of don's

Damn you look like bethany turner

by FruityDonnn November 8, 2019