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Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
by Stagg-on July 11, 2017
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Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.
Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010
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Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you
Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight
by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010
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the hooded bastard

this is the guy that can give advice and understanding and is more interested in the well being of people in public houses. The Hooded Bastard understands and co-orperates with everybody's needs and associates well.
Phil asked the hooded bastard a qquestion, so he replied with go and send them a package of seeman and post it
by viddie July 16, 2008
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Bastard Variable

A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.
Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
by .XV!::: March 30, 2009
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Twatty bastard

An annoying, stupid or horrible person; basically a funnier way of calling someone a twat or a bastard
by Henry1342 October 11, 2016
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bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.
Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.
by dadofreggie October 19, 2015
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