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Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
by Stagg-on July 11, 2017
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Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
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Bastard Gonk

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
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Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.
John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking
by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019
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Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you
Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight
by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010
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Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7
I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer
by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018
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Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.
by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020
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