A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.
"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "
Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"
by Stagg-on July 11, 2017
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Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
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Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
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