Jack bastard

A popular military term to describe a serviceman/woman who is selfish and inconsiderate, whom puts him/herself before others. In short, a person who acts alone and not as a team player.

"Oh I see you've made yourself a cup of coffee, but didn't ask us, you jack bastard "

Alternatively "So you tidied up your own work area for the inspection, but didn't do the rest of the teams who were out in the field? Now they are confined to camp, you jack bastard"

by Stagg-on July 11, 2017

weird bastard

A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!

You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.

by bsmores May 28, 2018

Bone Bastard

A white and spiney creature of humanoid appearance, shows up at random times in the middle on roads and tree lines at nights , can be touted by his spiny boney back and stretched body, akin to the likes of big foot only showing himself at weird times that can't be physically caught on tape without looking fake, only seen in West Virginia as of now.

John Did you see bone bastard last night, Yeah Jim he was fucking scary looking

by Xcfirecraft June 20, 2019

Corporate Bastard

An expression for a person working for a big company who has no say in what he does in his job only in how he does it. But since he works for a big company and has people working under him he acts like he achieved something in life and is generally a dickhead. Possibly driving a Q7

I had to suck this corporate bastard in his Q7 to be able to use the printer

by ThaSickUcker February 8, 2018

Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you

Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight

by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010

Ugly Bastard

A character that is revolting that grope and finger fuck an anime school girl, a teacher or a house wife in doujin and hentai. A character that has a shiny bald head, an shaggy gut, one tooth in his mouth and usually smell like greasy modly garbage that force themselves onto anime girl victims.

Don't worry usually in these doujin and hentai the female character wind up adore being touched by a ugly bastard and becomes a mindless cumdumpster.

It's a very popular hentai tag.

An ugly bastard is a freak in hentai that forcefully plow an anime girl.

by Worldgonetococo June 10, 2022

Twatty bastard

An annoying, stupid or horrible person; basically a funnier way of calling someone a twat or a bastard

You little twatty bastard!

by Henry1342 October 11, 2016