Hot Air Balloon Ride

When you fart in a plastic bag & wrap it over someone’s head. Preferably a pull string garbage bag to allow your victim to savor the smell.

I’m gonna send you on a hot air balloon ride!

by Dawn Keebals January 13, 2020

bahoonies

boob breast tit tatta

a large set of womans breasts.

That woman i work with, man she has a great set of Bahoonies, i wouldnt mind having fun with those.

by Dj Soda Pop May 1, 2007

Balloon Guy

Someone who brings joy and good will to the masses using balloons twisted into amazing shapes and creations.

Term coined by Mark Byrne in 1980's. Used as a hipper alternative to other balloon names. Balloonatic, Balloonman, hey clown. Balloon Guy also denotes a skill level above the weenie dog an sword twister.

Also made famous in the movie "Wedding Crashers" known as the balloon guy scene with Vince Vaughn.

"Mark the Balloon Guy is Awesome!!" Last night in the restaurant we saw a balloon guy.

by Bad to the Balloon June 26, 2009

Baboon Syndrome

An erythema of the buttocks and upper inner thighs that resembles the red bottom of a baboon, commonly the result of systemic allergic contact dermatitis, or prolonged, rough, doggy-style banging.

1) My Baboon Syndrome was a result of my body's adverse reaction to the injection of ampicillin.

2) I pounded that bitch so hard, she gunna have Baboon Syndrome fo a week!

by HardenThicke December 3, 2009

balcony ape

A fat smelly nigger who sits there on his balcony drinking malt liquor and smoking Newport shorts, wishing his food stamps would re up.

Fucking bobby the balcony ape still sitting there on his swing.

by Moon lover November 3, 2015

Aids Balloon

A weapon employed by the sudanese on 80's disco music. An aids balloon would be released within the chosen attack area,usually consisting of a large crowded dancefloor. When the balloon was batted or popped the surrounding disco individuals would contract the Aids virus without the preliminary Hiv strain. Aids balloons are usually red or brown in colour.

"Tony loved too boogy, sadly he was attacked friday by a sudanese aids balloon"

"Deploy the aids ballon"

"The aids balloon apparantly killed freddy mercury"

by Byron Linn May 12, 2008

Baboon Ass

Condition in which one's asshole becomes inflamed or dilated or otherwise raw, often due to poor diet (i.e., too much red meat) or overstimulation of general area.

After years of eating spicy meats and high-starch foods, Reginald found that even a slight breeze could send shockwaves across his baboon ass.

by Aloicious September 9, 2003