baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

Totally Baked

Absolutely fucked after.a night of sex and drugs

Missing you too Totally baked after last night's wild session. Text you later x

by milkywad February 18, 2018

Baked alabama

A sex move where you take minced onion and ginger drowned in hot sauce and put it in a stretched anal cavity before letting go of the rim of the reciever's ass, letting the mixture remain in their colon till they shit it out

I love baked alabama but it hurts like hell

by Alpharat53 July 25, 2017

baking it up

A phase that you tell your girlfriend to make her think you're cooler than she is.

I'm looking forward to baking it up, it seems like a really laid back position.

by ImThatGirlfriend April 2, 2015

skinny bake

tanning nude

skinny = nude
bake = tan

Also known as just casually being nude outdoors; usually at a beach.

girl - "I want to go to the nude beach!"

friend - "You don't even skinny bake."

by toetaytoe October 18, 2012

Baked face

A person that did they're make up better than you. Usually because they have a lot of make up on.

"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"

"Yep, I have a baked face af."

by It's yo mom May 27, 2016

bake a cake

An expression used to showing how grateful and indebted you are to someone.

Contrary to popular opinion this does not come from the act of actually baking someone a cake to thank them. It actually comes from the dance move known as baking the cake. The baking the cake move can be considered a form of thanks between friends in a party context.

Thanks for letting me use your flat for the party. I'll bake a cake for you.

by ej159 January 7, 2009