honey badgered

To lick honey out of someones butthole. Also know as Honey Badgering or honeypotting.

I honey badgered my girlfriend last night.

by BEARBEARLALAB August 10, 2017

cum badger

When a man has ejaculated inside or on top of a woman and she gets up to suck and swollow the remaining cum out of his dick with much enthusiam and zest.

“After I blew my load in her, she got up and sucked every last drop out of me, she is a real cum badger”

by BSN Chairman May 21, 2018

Badgered

1. You are drunk
2. Wasted

Dude, what were you up to this weekend?
I don't remember, i was fu**ing badgered

by Yerboi221 May 26, 2017

Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.

During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.

by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011

Badger lips

A name you call a person who bangs milfs and dilfs they don’t discriminate (preferable place of poundage is on the kitchen table ham sandwich in hand)

Dang Dave got some badger lips the way he banged Brody’s mom

by anonymous August 18, 2022

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013