polish burrito

This occurs when a woman's vulva is the recipient of a creampie while suffering from a yeast infection during menstruation.

"What's that smell?"

"Sorry, I gave this chick a Polish Burrito and didn't have time to shower after."

by Dr. Clits October 19, 2023

the microwave burrito effect

That feeling you have when bicycling in cold weather. Sweaty on the outside, yet somehow still cold on the inside.

The microwave burrito effect occurs when you ride up a big hill on a cold day and you want to take off your jacket because it's sweaty and sticking to you but you are still cold enough to keep it on.

by emilysmith2000 November 14, 2013

One Handed Burrito

Receiving a hand job from a taco bell employee

I went to taco bell and order the one handed burrito

by JDC171 August 19, 2016

Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.

Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.

by Cryptic anonymity April 18, 2018

hot cheeto burrito

When a guy says his dick burns

My penis burns

Oh you probably have a hot Cheeto burrito because of that female last night bro

by noveron August 26, 2017

The Saddest Burrito

When an animal or person stretches in a log-like pose, with a mournful, pouty look. (A taco, chalupa, or chimichanga can be inserted to indicate a size variant.)

Dude was the saddest burrito when he realized that the only action he was going to see was Die Hard and Doritos.

by SunshineZombieGirl March 30, 2018

Ohio Trash Burrito

When 4 guys go to a restaurant dumpster and randomly scoop out old food and place it in a burrito wrap. The men then masterbate over top of the burrito and the last person to cum on it must then eat the burrito while attempting to finish masterbating

Bobby had a premium 8 oz Ohio Trash Burrito last night and puked on his balls

by BC2806 March 14, 2019