mushy biscuit

A game in which several males will have a contest masturbating on a biscuit. The one who ejaculates last will lose, meaning he will have to consume the biscuit.

"Mikey and Jason were playing the mushy biscuit game, and because he was so shy because of his crooked penis, Jason came first, and Mikey had to eat that soggy mushy mess of a biscuit.. he almost puked."

by James Cameron November 28, 2007

soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004

biscuit head

A joke diss to call someone. It's not serious at all, it's just a joke.

Why do you always wear those old-ass sneakers?
Well . . . at least I ain't no biscuit head like you!

by Bernard Jenkins May 19, 2006

Biscuiterian

Biscuiterian (bis-kit-air-i-an)

A heterosexual female who enjoys performing cunnilingus while a male heterosexual watches and subsequently joins.

John's girlfriend performed cunnilingus on her girlfriend and then John joined them. John's girlfriend is now a biscuiterian.

by frito - now October 7, 2009

bend a fresh biscuit

To slay a goose (ie take a poo)

Get patches out of here before he bends a fresh biscuit on the conveyor belt.

by Turtle and Dano-the-Mano October 13, 2004

whore biscuit

Not quiet a whore. A wanna be whore. A friendly affectionate term only to be used for girls who are not truly whores.

Allison, why didn't you come hang with us, you're such a whore biscuit.

by Big V and Slut Muffin April 21, 2006

alley biscuit

a piece of road asphalt

Johnny chucked an alley biscuit at an abandoned car.

by Markimus May 2, 2006