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New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.
"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."
by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022
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Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.
I have to fight Gus in the sports festival? Time to Omni-Balance.
by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022
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Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.
I have to fight Gus in the Sports Festival? Time to Omni-Balance.
by stangfastking1 August 6, 2022
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Kemi Badenoch

Unknown person who wants to be the Prime Minister, yet somehow still lost to the most incompetent person ever, Rishi Sunak.
Person 1: I hope Kemi Badenoch wins.
Person 2: Who the FUCK is Kemi Badenoch?
Person 1: An MP.
Person 2: Irrelevant.
by biggest scumbag August 11, 2022
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Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
The oils used in Smart Balance products contain low levels of naturally occurring trans fats, about 70 mcg of trans fat per serving. Some blends in this line include fish oil, while some include only vegetable-based ingredients.
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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Smart Balance

a company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.
In 2012, Smart Balance acquired Udi’s Healthy Foods, and the parent company was renamed Boulder Brands
by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023
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Smart Balance

A company that manufactures products including margarine substitutes, flavored microwave popcorn, and peanut butter.

The products claim to have no partially hydrogenated vegetable oils added, no trans fat,1 and to be comparable in quality to vegetable oil based products
Painter, Kristen Leigh. Smart Balance moving headquarters to Boulder
by Wendysfg August 25, 2023
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