blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

Badgering

A form of internet trolling where you ask people to provide sources for things that are common sense or well known in order to frustrate and waste people's time.

Sam: 2+2=4
Mike: yo can you provide a source for that
Sam: why are you always badgering people?

by asvpcurtis January 20, 2022

Honey Badger

A Honey Badger is not one of the legendary creatures of the forest. Not like bears. Bears are way cooler than honey badgers and are not only legends, but bears are forest prodigies as well. Honey Badgers hide from farmers while searching for carrots because Winnie the Pooh ate all the honey.

Joe: “did you see that honey badger?”

Negan: “nah, I haven’t left this tent in 2 weeks.”

by Wilmington Woman May 16, 2019

Nudge a Badger

To fuck an older woman with greying pubic hair.

"I'd like to nudge a badger tonight!"

by djchango October 1, 2009

Badger

Skunk-bear

A badger is like a skunk bear.

A badger scratches like a bear and looks like a skunk.

by M_factor March 10, 2018

City Of Badgers

An English man. Maybe even welsh. Who is a total joke on twitch. He likes to say shag my arse a lot and make fun of his followers. Nobody knows why he is affiliated on twitch. Everyone is concerned about his well-being.

City of Badgers is late to his stream again.

by ShootpipeFartbox November 2, 2021