August 5th

August 5th is National Ask Out All Single Boys You Know Day!

e.g

Girl: It's August 5th today so, will you go out with me?

Boys: No

Girl: Good! I didn't like any of you anyway !!

It's August 5th!

by maximumtwitchprim3 August 05, 2021

August 6th

National get fucked up and fuck someone day

Hey it’s August 6th you know what that means we’re gonna get fucked up and fuck someone

by ……….;)………. June 21, 2021

August 24

August 24 is where we celebrate Kobe and his daughter For everything they’ve done by supporting fans and family and friends

Hey what’s today:
You: August 24 national Kobe day

by Bhaddierain February 07, 2020

August 23

National grab ass day. The day where everyone goes out and grabs some booty

Yo it’s August 23 let’s go grab some booty

by Allstar93 August 23, 2019

August school

The process of starting the regular school year in August. School used to start in September (after Labor Day) until some fanatical teachers decided that maybe it'd be a good idea to start school before Labor Day. Many inconsiderate, unloving parents agreed with these wicked teachers and it wasn't long before the crimes started being committed all over the United States. Now some schools begin as early as the first week of August.

Kid #1: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Kid #2: What's the problem?
Kid #1: School starts tomorrow, August 9, and it's back to homework, tests, and torture! And it's 100 degrees outside and they have no A.C.
Kid #2: I don't know which is worse - Saturday school, summer school, or August school!
Kid #1: August school (good name) is the worst!
Kid #2: My school still starts in September. Poor you!

by Boxcar Bob August 23, 2008

4th august

4th August is the international day of legendary DJs.

Oh boy, it's 4th August! I wanna be the legendary DJ tonight!!

by Omgyoureadthiscongrats February 17, 2021

August 16th

The birthdate of someone cruel and foul mouthed, and can’t control their anger. Takes it out other people they are very bitchy calling you names and take their anger out on you and will most likely fake depression

girl: you wanker
other girl: you must be born on August 16th

by OnlyTheVCoolest January 05, 2022