Asked to be remembered to her

formal Southern for "tell her I said hey"

New Yorker Lorna overheard her mother, a native southern belle, finishing up a phone call with a gal pal in Virginia. "oh well it's just lovely to have spoken today, Bobby-Jo. please tell your mother that I asked to be remembered to her!!" Lorna, having heard that salutation, fell on the floor laughing. "Ma! that's the funniest thing I've ever heard omfg! why didn't you just say 'tell her I said hey'?? I am now deceased and it will now be a running joke because imma tell all my pals and even abbreviate to ATBRTH"

by Uncle Joosie January 7, 2023

Assadism

A Muslim-hating ideology that consists in allowing a secular mass-murderer like Assad to commit any kind of atrocity and human rights violation, in virtue of the fact that he is a secularist and that Muslims are seen as animals who should be kept at bay through dictatorship and genocide.

To sugarcoat the pill, often assadists promote their Muslim-hating ideology as something opposed to American imperialism, to make it appealing to Muslims and to hide their evil and vile intentions. They will therefore claim that they hate America and the West, and that Assad is resisting against a Western plot to destabilize Syria. The claim often appears ridiculous due to the fact that the assadist lives in the West and they appear to have no hatred against the West. 100% f the victims of Assad and Syrians and they have a huge troubble explaining why waging war against the West involves killing only Muslims, without touching any state like Israel or the United States.

"Your uncle died, he was killed by assadists"
"Assadists are forcing the Syrian refugees to get back to Assad, so that he can finish off their families"
"Hopefully there will be a new Nuremberg trial for the assadists one day"

"Assadism is destroying the Middle East"

by truth_writer July 3, 2023

Arsedness

Describing oneself when I am drunk or lazy or cheeky.

You made a whole mess of the party last night with your drunk arsedness.

by Mc nesbreen January 10, 2024

Assadover

What happened on the morning of 8/12/2024 where Bashar Al-Assad and the Assad Dynasty has finally been overthrown after the SFA and the SOR in Syria capture Damascus as part of Operation Dawn of freedom.

Synonyms for Assadover: Basharover

Person 1: HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS TODAY??? ITS ASSADOVER!
Person 2: What?

by キッス マヤそ December 8, 2024

Assem

That one annoying guy in school that nobody likes. He’s a big fat nerd. He thinks he’s him, but he’s really not but overall, fuck him

Assem is the biggest nerd known to man

by Ihateassem December 22, 2024

Assdiksiate

The act of asphyxiated someone’s dick when they’re giving you anal because your ass is so big.

I would give him anal, but I’m afraid his ass will assdiksiate me.

by Meatrider69385 April 1, 2025

Assad-Maduro Effect

Also Assad-Maduro Bias, a form of bias where observers focus exclusively on a single action, goal, or intention—ignoring the actual consequences, outcomes, and means used to achieve them. Named after the international reactions to the falls of Assad and Maduro, where critics fixated on the abstract goal of "removing dictators" while dismissing the catastrophic humanitarian consequences, the rise of even worse actors, and the methods used (sanctions starving populations, support for extremist factions, destruction of infrastructure). The bias allows its holders to feel morally pure by focusing on intentions while remaining willfully blind to results. It's the logic of "the goal was good, so everything done to achieve it is justified"—a blank check for atrocity dressed in noble intentions.

Example: "He celebrated the sanctions against Venezuela as 'standing up to dictatorship,' applying the Assad-Maduro Effect by ignoring that the sanctions had devastated healthcare, caused thousands of deaths, and pushed millions into poverty. The goal (removing Maduro) was all that mattered; the consequences (starving children) were invisible. Means and ends had been separated, and only ends counted—which is how you justify anything."

by Abzugal February 19, 2026