Alpha wolf

A horrendously gay hvac service technician who moonlights his body on the side

Hey is that Russ giving handjobs behind the supply house?! He is such an Alpha wolf

by Cracker Jack 500 January 19, 2017

Alpha red

The term used to describe Halo in class when your not supposed to be playing it.

Hey man whats the IP for alpha red.

Yer its 172.16.2.116

OMG i just owned this noob in alpha red

by bmacpherson March 22, 2009

Alpha Papa

Highest ranking member of a group of Bears (big bearded homosexual men). Siimilar to Rufio in the film Hook.

"Do you think it's ok to join the Bear's pool party?"
"I'd ask the Alpha Papa sitting on the diving board first. He's in charge around here."

by Wetface October 17, 2013

alpha male tactics

Oozing confidence. Willing to whip out dick at a moment's notice.

Chad was charged with public indecency, but at least the women were impressed by his alpha male tactics. ;-)

by Robert Mormon October 3, 2017

Alpha weeb

A member of the Marine Corps

"Hello Alpha weeb"

by fdssdfdsfdsfsd March 25, 2019

Alpha snail

A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.

Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Alpha Kid

A person/younger kid born in the early 2010s to the late 2010s (not years from 2000-2009).

Kid 1: oh here comes Joey, that Alpha Kid, that fucking 5th grader.
Joey: you're caillou
*kid 1 punches Joey in the face*
Kid 1: Yeah! Well you have a bloody nose you alpha brat!

by ChuckenMan8478 March 2, 2021