Alexis lets you call her "Lexi" if you are friends. Once you are her friend, she
will never leave you. She has the greatest sense of humor of all time. She's a grounding presence and she loves Jesus. She never judges anyone. She
will beat up a boy for you if you've been wronged. She'll drive all night to get to you if you're having a rough week. Lexi is artistic and has some
cool tattoos. She is going to learn Spanish and travel the whole world one
day. If you are looking to date her, good luck, because she knows her worth and will not settle. She once dissected a stuffed animal dog in order to be able to easily chop off its
head. She is best friends with
Rebekah. She also believes macaroni and cheese is made by wolves. She is absolutely gorgeous, but she doesn't know it.
A: Hey, did Lexi really come all this way to see you?
B: Yeah, she is the most
loyal bestie of all time. I told her my race wasn't that big a deal but she insisted on driving down.
Lexi is the most foine human being of all time. She is a literal studmuffin. She is a 2000/10. She is drop dead
gorgeous.
A: Yo, who is that?
B: That is Alexis, don't even think about it bro, she is way outta your league.