A person with the biggest dick in the universe. His cock is so massive it has the same mass ass a whole planet.He is the sexiest person ever. And have big muscles.
Example: look at how big dick that guy had, he must be an Alexander Olsson
Example: look at how big dick that guy had, he must be an Alexander Olsson
by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Alexander Olssonmug. No one compares to Alexander Brantingham. He is loving, kind, thoughtful, and strong. He has the most stunning eyes that you could stare at forever. Green and blue. He has a gentle smile that melts you from the inside out. He has an amazing personality and makes for the best boyfriend. He is loyal, understanding, and calm. He may not have completely faith in himself but he’s always tried his best. He will always make you smile and make you feel heard. Alexander is like no one else and is one of a kind.
by thedumbbrunette May 31, 2022
Get the Alexander Brantinghammug. 
by Man’o’Florida November 22, 2021
Get the Alexandermug. An amazing cute guy who will love you and care for you but also get tired of you really quick. He will be kind to you but later break your heart but it’s all worth it.
by He.used.to.call.me.baby. April 22, 2020
Get the Ethan Alexandermug. Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."
P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.
by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025
Get the Alexander Conroymug.