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Alaskan Fishstick

The act of fucking a girl and right when you cum, cover your dick in breadcrumbs and have her suck it.
Frank: "How did it go with that girl last night"
Me: "It was great. I even gave her an Alaskan Fishstick"
Frank: "NO WAY!"
by yourworstknightmare May 9, 2010
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Reverse Alaskan Pipeline

Derived from the Alaskan Pipeline, the Reverse Alaskan Pipeline is practically the same as the Alaskan Pipeline except instead of leaving the seran wrap or condom around the feces you remove it after its frozen and proceed to have sex with it. Some people prefer this over the Alaskan Pipeline because they enjoy having sex with it as it melts back to its mucky state.
Slut : I gave myself a Reverse Alaskan Pipeline last night after I read about it on UD.

Guy : WTF WHY?

Slut : It felt soooo good but it was sooo messy.
by PR0XY July 19, 2009
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Alaskan Blindfold

When a man ejaculates on someone's eyelids while they are sleeping, and, upon waking, the target person cannot open their eyes for fear of getting jizzum in them.
"dude, you know how i had to room with that mega-tool Jim last night?"
"yeah, what about it?"
"i got him good man, i gave him an alaskan blindfold."
"nice dude, you got him."

"man, last night Suzy didnt wouldn't let me alligator fuckhouse her, and i was so pissed off, once she went to sleep, i gave her an alaskan blindfold."
"nice, sounds like she deserved it, what a bitch."
by 1337man 69 February 16, 2009
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Alaskan Cherry picker

The act of eating a girl out while the woman is on her period. May also involve the removal of the tampon with ones teeth.
Guy:I gave that girl an alaskan cherry picker, by the end i looked like ozzy osbourne after he ate that bat!
guy2: You're sick.
by Cherrpicker December 9, 2008
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Alaskan Hairnet

When the person you just penetrated is in an unconscious state you grab the condom you were just using and squeeze out the jizz that remained, and then mess around with their hair so when they wake up theres dried out cum all over their head and it looks like a hairnet. (Works best on brunettes)
AHhhhh dude......ive never pulled off such a bewildering alaskan Hairnet.....it was glorious.
by Elperuvianstallion August 23, 2011
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alaskan pipeline

The alaskan pipeline is where you take a crap, freeze it, and then put the turd up a girl like a dildo.
That alaskan pipeline really hurt Becca's small vagina.
by Napoaleon November 9, 2007
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Alaskan Bullwhip

When you poop into a tube sock. Then as your fucking a girl from behind you slap her on the ass and back with it.
I love it when you poop into a tube sock and give me an Alaskan Bullwhip.
by funny white girl March 3, 2009
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