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fish's asshole

The anus of a fish which, given that fish spend all their lives in water, would have to provide a very tight seal. Metaphorically, the term is usually used in conjunction with the words "tighter than a" to indicate that someone could hardly be more frugal with his spending.
Tom: "I never leave a tip when I eat out- even if the service was excellent".

Jerry: "Man, you are tighter than a fish's asshole".
by poo hole December 21, 2012
mugGet the fish's assholemug.

Niggered in the asshole

When you get rekt by a sweaty 11 year old and you spurt out a angry sentence.
Aw shucks I just got Niggered in the asshole!
by RealWordedW February 8, 2021
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golden asshole

This person can do no wrong in your book. They are up on a pedestal
She put Richard up so high on a pedestal you'd think his shit doesn't stink. Clearly he has a golden asshole
by Kgrosho February 12, 2017
mugGet the golden assholemug.

Vocal Asshole

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today
by lockenload23 January 4, 2017
mugGet the Vocal Assholemug.

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.
Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole
by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019
mugGet the Chapped assholemug.

Asshole Origami

The art of folding the last piece of toilet paper to in order to maximize the amount of clean wipes after taking a shit.
Hey Scott, replace the toilet paper next time! I had to play asshole origami in there!
by JDubbaya November 28, 2011
mugGet the Asshole Origamimug.

asshole stop

When hiking, stopping only to let those behind you to catch up and then quickly continuing without letting them rest.
The hike was great, but I am really tired because Colin's friends kept pulling these asshole stops on me.
by Brewer Adam August 5, 2007
mugGet the asshole stopmug.

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