a person who's very laid back and down to earth. Often a grammar Nazi. Usually blue eyed with dirty blonde hair. Has a hidden New Yorker accent. Cute bashful and typically can be a huge bitch if you cross its or its' family. Perfect match for spidermonkies.
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A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
A portmanteau of associates degree and certification, reflecting those who have skipped college and instead achieved certifications. Also reflects an increase in employment requirements for certifications that either replace or supplement a degree.
John: How did you get this job? Did you have the experience or did you get a CS degree?
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.
John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!
Jane: I skipped college and got my Cisco ascertciates.
John: What degree did you need for this job?
Jane: I needed more than just my bachelors, because those assclowns in HR insisted I get my Linux ascertciates!
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It is the most beutiful place in Norway. The word "Asker" are coming from all the old ash trees that grow and have been planted there.
If you want don't want to in the city and not on the countryside, then this is the place for you!
"Asker" means beutiful nature and friends
If you want don't want to in the city and not on the countryside, then this is the place for you!
"Asker" means beutiful nature and friends
I live in Asker.
Asker is a municipality in Norway, 20 min from Oslo (capital city)
I love the nature of Asker
Asker is a municipality in Norway, 20 min from Oslo (capital city)
I love the nature of Asker
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