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Ahaana

Ahaana's. Where would one even start when defining them as they are just so multifaceted. What you do need to know however, is that you will never regret meeting one, as they are most likely going to be the girl of your dreams. Yeah, that girl that you see in your dreams all the time and that you hope to someday meet and make your own? Ahaana is literally going to be her. Don't even think about letting her go.

She's fine asf and the personalities are unmatched. If you don't like an Ahaana, you'll never like anyone else. All you need to know is that she's quite possibly the best brown person you'll ever meet and will literally become a massive part of your life. She's beautiful, funny, smart, nonsensical, and boy do they have incredible taste in music and movies. Also she's a literal queen of writing PERIODT.

Be wary of one thing though... you'll never be alone while talking to an Ahaana as they are always watching...

To summarize an Ahaana, all you need to know is that once you find one never let her go. She'll become a bigger part of your life than you could have even imagined. You're guaranteed to fall in love with her and you'll never find anyone better no matter how hard you look.
Hmm I wonder who the best brown woman in the world is... oh wait its Sanah. SIKE its Ahaana you fool and no one will ever top that wonderful human.
by PuttinchunkoduBoi November 24, 2021
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The University of Alabama

The University of Alabama, 12 national championships in football, hey Golden Dome and Michigan, where you at? Now ranked as one of the top 50 public universities in the nation by U.S. News and World Report, hey Cow Town and Rocky Top, where you at? Get on our level.
How do you compete with a school that can party, and is now known for academia? Oh yeah, you can't. Roll Tide
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Alabama Attitude Adjustment

Punishment intended for a male. Involves stripping the clothes off of the person, then application of strong adhesive tape to fasten their nude body to a tree. Then the genitalia are wrapped with strong adhesive tape and foliage, (usually pine cones), is inserted into their rectum. After at least a day they are released.
After raping Cassandra, John will never be the same after his Alabama Attitude Adjustment.
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Alabama

Alabama a nice state in the southeastern United States. It is not full of rednecks like some of these people say. And it also has one the greatest football programs ever. No not Auburn.
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Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.
that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch
by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008
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Alabama soft serve

To pitch a loaf into ones mouth while they eagerly deepthroat it as if it were a throbbing cock.
YO, that breezy you set me up with last night was a complete freak!!

Not only did she insist on the Alabama soft serve, but she greedily chowed down that trail mix on tap like it was the last supper!! No more blind dates dawg....
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Alabama Shopping Cart

noun. The act of taking a wheel barrow and rapidly stealing as many things as possible from a neighbor's yard and/or garage.
I heard Rolando McClain got a bunch of weed in an Alabama shopping cart.
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