Goober

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I am goober

by therealgoober June 1, 2023

Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

Goobered up

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

by Astro09 December 5, 2019

goober

a person or thing that creates annoyance, displeasure or disappointment; also used as a term of endearment.

Joe spent 20 minutes setting up the blender to blend a drink that should take 20 seconds to make. What a goober!

"Hey you cut in line in front of me, don't be a goober. I've been waiting here 5 minutes."

What are you doing digging up the beach, looking for treasure I bet. You little goober.

by AbleA October 5, 2021

Gooberism

When someone's whimsy is silly; borderline stupid.

Mat is quite a goober. He shows signs of gooberism

by anonymous August 30, 2025

Goober

Anglo MTL term to refer to an individual who's generally out of the loop, goofy, or just wack.

Person 1: "bro that nigga got caught stealing from the dep by the afghan owner n he cried when they said they'd call the cops"
Person 2: "what a GOOBER LMFAOO"

by ibangothe2nd December 13, 2018

goofy goober

1. A particularly nutty person that does not know what they are talking about.
2. A person that eats goofy goober ice cream™.

1. "you actual goofy goober"
2. "The lad was a goofy goober"

by anonymous October 7, 2022