smoker's face

Having a leathery, wrinkled, and discolored face; usually with a yellowish tint.

This lizard looking dude was drinking coffee with little pursed lines around his mouth-he definitely had smoker's face.

by Victora G. May 10, 2006

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shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

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face journey

When something causes you to feel so many emotions your face loses the ability to present a single emotion at a time and your face goes on a journey.

I’m so over Tatianna’s face journey whenever she’s safe on the runway.

by ItsNotPersonalJustDrag December 31, 2018

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got face on

Pissed off/angry with someone.
(a Sheffield UK expression)

"Forgot to get our lass a breadcake from the chippy, and now she's got face on wi me"

by Letskiosk January 25, 2014

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(noun)

(1) A lesbian who (a) takes pleasure in servicing other women sexually AND (b) has no intention of perpetuating the relationship any further outside of a purely physical union.

(2) A lesbian who allows women to sit on her face for sexual gratification.

(3) Lesbian-specific synonym for "player".

I thought she really liked me, but it turns out that face pony only wants sex.

by loveypotpie June 16, 2010

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