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cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 9, 2003
mugGet the cold turkeymug.

Turkey tits

by Squally police February 20, 2015
mugGet the Turkey titsmug.

Purple Turkey

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
by BigZak January 2, 2012
mugGet the Purple Turkeymug.

Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 27, 2015
mugGet the Turkey Wifemug.

turkey titts

The flabby form of the male pectoral muscles as a result of not working out. Turkey titts generally look like slabs of hanging turkey meat.
"Holy shit Andrew has huge turkey titts". "How's it hanging turkey titts".
by Gdubb April 14, 2014
mugGet the turkey tittsmug.

Turkey Wasted

Eating so much turkey it knocks you out.
Thanksgiving dinner was great, but I'm Turkey Wasted bruh
by B-Ritz Cracker November 24, 2016
mugGet the Turkey Wastedmug.

Cooked Turkey

How a girl feels after having too much sex.
“We went at it all night I’m feeling like a COOKED TURKEY”.
by KatLady2020 March 25, 2020
mugGet the Cooked Turkeymug.

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