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cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket
1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!
by Laird December 9, 2003
mugGet the cold turkeymug.

Turkey tits

by Squally police February 20, 2015
mugGet the Turkey titsmug.

Purple Turkey

I'm gonna go by Ol' Girl's crib and get me some of that purple turkey.
by BigZak January 2, 2012
mugGet the Purple Turkeymug.

pubescent turkey

Someone who is being immature or trying to act older than they actually are; it can also be used as comeback in almost every situation possible
Example A:

*12 year old boy tries to act 14*

You pubescent turkey, get a fucking life.

Example B:

Person: Leo you fucking piece of bread.

You (Leo): You pubescent turkey don't fucking talk to me.

*curse words such as ass or fucking can be inserted between "pubescent" and "turkey"

Example C:

Person: Laura you're being a bitch.

You (Laura): You pubescent ass turkey get the fuck away from me.
by saltyturkey May 27, 2016
mugGet the pubescent turkeymug.

Dirty Turkey

Loves to consume children at 5:00 am,most likely to eat infants.
Damn,did she just eat Timmy,what a dirty turkey.
by Bhaddie..tbh May 26, 2020
mugGet the Dirty Turkeymug.

Loose turkey

Damn your girlfriends got a nice tight ass but you got a loose turkey!!!
by Lex looger December 20, 2019
mugGet the Loose turkeymug.

Raging Turkey

A sex act performed while receiving fellatio by lifting the balls so that the underside may be licked then dropping them on her face and holding it there. The ensueing gurgling screams of anger and sight of your balls draped over her face like a turkey's wattle combine to give it it's name.
I'm gonna give her the raging turkey later, wish me luck.
by Togwog March 31, 2019
mugGet the Raging Turkeymug.

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