"Hey bro, are you ready for Rocketship Monday?"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
"Of course! It's the most important day of the year"
by saucerich March 15, 2022
The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday
by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022
by Jakkt October 27, 2020
The day the Dow & S&P crashed, Oil prices dropped, a world wide Pandemic, and the Worm full moon. Mega Monday March 9th 2020
Do you remember Mega Monday? We were all screwed!
by Dubstephero March 9, 2020
The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 3, 2022
When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!
Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.
by Wall-I October 21, 2021
Because job or school, hating or scaring Monday and when get closer to Monday, be depressed. Usually consist on Sunday.
by FakirOyuncu December 4, 2016