R. Kelly

R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.

R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.

“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person

*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”

by weirdwushi March 13, 2019

Joshua Kelly

Joshua Kelly is the name of a man who will protect his family
And friends and will always but a smile on your face. Joshua Kelly is also maybe one of the sweetest to girls and friends his name will make you want to kiss him for ever. Joshua Kelly is also the name of a guy who will join the army and will make a dedication to the Calgary highlanders 🇨🇦

Joshua Kelly is very Sweet protective kind and soon to be in the army

by Joshuathearmy October 29, 2019

kelli berglund

Kelli Berglund, is a famous actor. She's known for being on the show Lab Rats, Lab Rats Elite Force, Now Apocalypse and ect. She's kind, funny, pretty, loyal and adorable. She has a lot of friends and loves hanging out with her friends. She loves to act, travel and explore new things. Kelli is the most sweetest/amazing human being in the world and anyone would be lucky to have her as a friend, and if you don't think your lucky to have her, then I don't know what your thinking.

someone: who's that girl?

other person: that's Kelli Berglund! she's so pretty, I need to be her friend.

someone: whoa she's gorgeous.

other person: yea, that's Kelli Berglund she's a famous actress.

by what are words? June 2, 2020

Kelly Conundrum

A threesome in which the sum total of two female participants is less than the age of the male

I’m pretty confident in my math skills so I had no idea that I’d end up in a Kelly Conundrum.

by earlytimes December 21, 2019

Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

kelly girl

In the 1950’s if an office was short handed and needed someone to type and do other clerical work they could call a temporary work place Kelly girl and hire someone. That employee became known as a KELLY girl.

She is not a permanent employee, she is a Kelly girl.

by anonymous December 5, 2021

Kelly Haynes

sneezing so hard that you queef

Urgh, I just sneezed so hard I Kelly Haynes in my pants

by t_appletart June 19, 2011