A tall dumbfuck with short blonde hair and greenish grey eyes. Brandon's tend to suck at basketball and are typically hornier than a dog before it is neutered.
by imsobrandonewiththis January 30, 2018

by cloutlord69 August 16, 2018

Brandon is a very kind and loving guy he has lots of friends and is really tall and athletic He will do anything to keep his girl happy but once you get to know him you will realize that he is kinda of a dick and pretty fake
Brandon:hi my name is Brandon
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive
You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
You:oh hey there you seem pretty cool and attractive
You (after getting to know him):your kinda a bitch sorry :/
by Man I love chicken strips June 14, 2019

A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!
Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche
Bully
Prick
Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche
Bully
Prick
That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.
by Middle Finger on each had up. May 11, 2019

Brandon is the messiah
by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021

you are an brandon
by chcekn eater February 15, 2018

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!
by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019
